Another great idea! Celebrate the first week of summer with Show 48! Please welcome Johnny Smash to the growing multitude of listeners who work on this show for free! John talks about the idea of being proud of your sexual orientation. John pretends to be the President of the United States. President London gives a big “Champ-o” salute! J William Prescott calls in to share a letter from Proctor and Gamble. It doesn’t sound promising. Wait! It is promising! Kippy has a job selling Oil of Olay! John introduces the Third Person Omniscient Flying Microphone. Wow…technology!  Doug Tuckerville visits Amanda…naked! Blake is staking out Breuggar’s Bagels. Blake runs into Johnny Smash at The Meat House. Wait…Blake bets Women’s Golf? That just ain’t right! Blake interrogates Laura. Laura goes undercover! It looks like Laura finally catches Dan red-handed. Uh-oh. Jonathan and Heinz do a product placement ad and use some Oil of Olay. Unconventional…yes! Wrong…yes! Thanks Oil of Olay? Wait! Proctor and Gamble loves it! Thanks Oil of Olay! Mr. Piggles is still on the loose! Kippy…you had better hide! And Kippy…stay off of the “Mr. Piggles personal page” on Youtube. Blake gives John a briefing on the Breuggar’s Bagels case. Blake can’t get “the goods” on Dan. Brock comes by. What a manly man! Oh…by the way…Brock…stay away from the soup at Breuggar’s!

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An idea! Give show 47 to “good ol’ dad”…he’ll love it! Welcome Lindsey and Daniel…our latest listener/performers! John tries to reconcile with Oil Of Olay.  Mimi and Brock drop by and say hi. Blake Whipash visits Breuggar’s Bagels. We get a little behind the scenes look into the life of Breuggar wife #5. John and the Wiz have a little “falling out.” Kippy is questioning his participation in the show. He doesn’t seem very popular around the Inferno set.  Proctor and Gamble extends an olive branch. Jonathan’s case may not be going well. Heinz won’t go to prison for Jonathan.  Kippy’s dead. Sol’s dead. And just when things couldn’t get worse…they do! There’s a monkey on the loose. Doug stops by. Blake makes a big decision. Kippy comes back to life! Sol comes back to life too! Thank you Oil Of Olay!

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Show 46 gets ”up in your grill” and gives you “the what for”…whatever that means! John talks horse racing. John then changes the topic to podcast marketing! Good news: Kippy’s crotch smells great! And it’s doing wonders for the Inferno’s bottom line! Hey Dan…the jig may be up! Estee Lauder could be in trouble. Doug makes “romantic” plans for a “night out” with Fortiga. Doug…or Dan…or Doug (I’m confused)…calls Theresa and wishes her happy birthday! Aunt Cheryl…or Annie Oakley as we affectionately call her…provides Kippy with some therapeutic advice. Amazingly…after the Aunt Cheryl bit…the NRA now subscribes to this show! The Inferno serves the public. I think we have a subscriber who works for the parent company of Oil Of Olay. Will we return next week? Just for the record…I think Oil Of Olay is a FINE product. It is John who wrote the Oil Of Olay public service announcement.

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Show 45 has the 4-1-1…and after you listen to it you may find yourself dialing 9-1-1! Wow…Kippy joins America’s “in crowd”…he’s officially in therapy!  Does Cheryl have a license to perform clinical psychology? Ahhh…who cares? Kippy wouldn’t know if he was getting advice worthy of a malpractice lawsuit…so let’s have some fun! And congratulations to those who have purchased a new, higher quality microphone! That investment of $20 or less testifies to your commitment to broadcast excellence and your passion for the high technical standards here at the Inferno! People…if you believe that “the universe” can solve your problems…John has some bad news for you. But then he has some good news. He proves that the One who made the universe does exist. John meets up with Blake Whipash in Africa…or in India. I’m confused. Blake taps Dan’s phone. Dan and Doug are two peas in a pod. Dan turns on the charm. Watch out Fortiga! John = Next diplomat to India…NOT! J William Prescott gets to work on Jonathan’s case. Good luck Jonathan. Kippy gets his head shrunk. Don’t worry Kippy…it is only a rumor that Auntie Cheryl is the mayor of Creepytown.

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