Show 46 gets ”up in your grill” and gives you “the what for”…whatever that means! John talks horse racing. John then changes the topic to podcast marketing! Good news: Kippy’s crotch smells great! And it’s doing wonders for the Inferno’s bottom line! Hey Dan…the jig may be up! Estee Lauder could be in trouble. Doug makes “romantic” plans for a “night out” with Fortiga. Doug…or Dan…or Doug (I’m confused)…calls Theresa and wishes her happy birthday! Aunt Cheryl…or Annie Oakley as we affectionately call her…provides Kippy with some therapeutic advice. Amazingly…after the Aunt Cheryl bit…the NRA now subscribes to this show! The Inferno serves the public. I think we have a subscriber who works for the parent company of Oil Of Olay. Will we return next week? Just for the record…I think Oil Of Olay is a FINE product. It is John who wrote the Oil Of Olay public service announcement.
Look forward to this every Monday as sick as that is! The other slobs I know are hooked now also!
June 11th, 2012 at 3:16 pmQuote
I appreciate it,Chintz. The only thing worse than a slob who takes this show for free is a slob who does this show for free!
June 11th, 2012 at 3:36 pmQuote
J William,
Solid legal advice, and stellar voice work, once again, after just six listens to this episode. Feeling pretty good about the early “like” rating at this point, though I had to fast forward when John launched the phlegm/vomit attack on his microphone. Hopefully, he has a small dog that will clean up that mess for him, or he’s going to be out $14-20 for a new one. He can forget about a sponsor freebie, not gonna happen, mi amigo.
Quandor
June 11th, 2012 at 9:42 pmQuote
Quandor:
Thanks for the compliment about my legal skills. Let me know if you ever need podcast lawyering. I charge regular people $600 per hour (as you know from the show), but I offer Gold Platinum club members (Like I presume you are since you seem to have a lot of taste) a super discounted rate of $599.35 per hour. I specialize in cases dealing with: (a) DUI while listening to the show (based on an insanity defense), (b) divorce cases involving whining spouses who feel “neglected” due to your addiction to the Inferno show (“addiction” is presumed if you can’t stop listening to the show once you start or if you listen to the show more than 3 times the 15 hours per week that “normal” people listen )
Regarding my “voice skills”, I am auditioning for the part of “Lassie” on another podcast. Wish me luck. I was told my diction wasn’t up to speed for the part at the present time, but I have been taking lessons to improve and pant with less of a lisp.
J William Prescott
June 12th, 2012 at 8:47 pmQuote