We are sorry that we have to resort to cheap tricks to get you to play/download this week’s offering. We are trying to manipulate you into listening to this show by “claiming” that it is 3D. This marketing device was borrowed from a long line of 3rd installment movies that are filmed in 3D because they can “cleverly” work the concept into the title. The Inferno is going to come clean with you…our audio is not in 3D. We just didn’t add the “r” in between the “3″ and the “d”. To be extremely honest, we are barely 1D. That’s right! It’s just “The 3rd Show”…but we’re still proud of it!

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The second child (show) has been delivered. And as promised, it’s a smaller pod than the first…but more focused and less rambling. This child (show) discusses the demise of John’s Denver Broncos, tearing your clothing, what if Bill Gates got drunk and called you late at night,  and women’s tennis among other arcane subjects. It runs slightly more than 30 minutes. Again: WARNING IF YOU ARE ALLERGIC TO BULLHORNS DO NOT LISTEN!!

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It’s finally here! Fresh out of the Inferno ovens, our very first podcast is ready for human consumption. Technically speaking, it’s actually our second podcast, but the first one nearly set the kitchen on fire, and it came out of the oven looking like a trans-genetic experiment gone terribly wrong and had to be put down.

This podcast—the one you’re about to listen to—came out moist and flakey. Truth be told, more flakey than moist, but it is chock full of delicious ingredients. From a brief discussion on swans, to my next door neighbor’s wife, to my stint on the jury of a capital murder case, to Casey Anthony, Tiger Woods and strip clubs, there’s a tasty nugget in this audio Shepard’s Pie for everyone in the family. In one touching moment, John actually breaks down—on microphone—and admits there are two things he doesn’t know. As proud as we are of our first pod here at the Inferno, we hope it is the worst one we ever offer you.

Now the technical stuff: WARNING!! IF YOU ARE ALLERGIC TO BULLHORNS, DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS PODCAST! Sorry, but that had to be said. Finally, we must include some very basic information about the link below—and this is entirely for the benefit of John’s family members who might somehow be able to navigate to this site. Left click with your mouse (the thing that looks like a pear cut in half, you know, the thing that helps get you to your porn sites) to listen to the podcast from this site. Follow the instructions on the link to download it to your desktop (not the real one but the one on your computer) to listen to it later or to load it onto your iPod (disregard that last part…you don’t have one).

That’s it. Future shows will be more in the thirty minute length as opposed to this full hour premiere, but we’ll have a fresh pod for you next Monday.

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