The Podcast Conclave has convened and…wait a minute…I think we see white smoke! Show 84 has been posted and chosen to be the Pope of podcasts. John reveals the true motivation for Inferno character voice performances. Hey…where are MY food pellets? John then hits “a hole in one” while looking at Rory McIlroy’s latest round of golf. Next…we learn how sequestration will affect podcasting. Don’t worry podcasters…Obama will save us! John moves on from podcasting to absurd responses. Kippy drops by. He’s made quite a find. It seems that Kippy is acting a bit strange…uh…stranger. And John has a surprise for Kippy in the freezer. Sol drops by with a gift…and John makes some good points about food hygiene. John gets a call from hell. Bad news for the Nittany Lions…and bad news for a Carnival cruise passenger. But remember…what’s bad news for characters in Infernoville…is good news for you!

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And the Oscar for best podcast to use talking crackers…is…Show 83! Why didn’t Ben Affleck put talking crackers in Argo? We’ll let you come up with the answer to that. John starts off the show with a way to really freak out a lady with a baby. Please don’t attempt this at home. You should be a professional or under the strict supervision of a professional before trying to pull this one off! John revisits the “So God made a democrat” bit from a couple of weeks back…and while he’s at it…he comments on all things democrat. John then talks about Mindy McCready’s dog. Blake Whipash makes off like a bandit. Detective McGurdy dies like a bandit. Guess where Detective McGurdy is headed. Hello Land of Castoff Characters. Hey…it looks like everybody is going to get out of the Land of Castoff Characters. Did I say everybody? So much for Cracker Town. The escape from the Land of Castoff Characters is a gas! Everything is back to normal in Infernoville. Well…as normal as things get in Infernoville.

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Show 82 is posted and is celebrating Presidents Day by wearing a stove pipe hat, powdered wig, and wooden teeth! Hey…looking good! John has a few things to say about the Jessie Jackson Jr. scandal. Next…John looks at the three things that people have a hard time saying. John then moves on to the story of the Carnival Cruise Ship of Horror! Uh-oh…John is NOT spreading the rumor about the final Pope. John then jumps to the State of the Union address. The Wiz finally gets to meet his statue. That doesn’t look like it’s going to end well! Hey…the Wiz is back on the show. Welcome back Wiz. What happens when you rear-end a Mary Kay salesperson? John explains. John seems to have found a new skill set. He can sell! Blake Whipash swings by the house and he’s going to help the Wiz. Let’s all say goodbye to Brock. Well Brock…it’s off to the Land of Castoff Characters for you. Good news! Someone finally finds Cracker Town! OK…its bad news! This show has been approved by Pierce Brosnan!

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Show 81 is posted and sitting out in cyberspace like a Valentine’s Day gift that you would give the fat kid that was kissing the super model on the Go Daddy commercial! John starts off the show with observations about a very stupid gnat. Hey…we’re celebrating! 2000 subscribers! Wooo hooo! Moving on…John talks fantasies. No…not those kind! And John shares his once fantasy (now goal) with us. Next…John lets us listen in on a phone call between a mother and her son. We can all appreciate this tight knit family and the bond of love that unites them. Brock stops by and gets the bad news about the Mr. Piggles statue. The Wiz gets a call from Kippy. Wow…the Wiz’s phone is smokin’! He gets a call from his statue too! I hope the Wiz has Vonage or some other low cost long distance phone service. I know what you’re thinking! No…I didn’t get paid for that sly little product placement ad in this post! Really! I didn’t get $300 for the mention. I would never do that. And..after promising to give John half…I would never tell him that I got $200 so that I could pocket the other $100. Anyway…John breaks out the London family Bible. I think this Bible has some verses that aren’t in the Bible I have…but it sure makes some sense! Paul Harvey…eat your heart out!

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Show number LXXX is ready for your pre or post Super Bowl XLVII enjoyment! Do you hate Roman numerals as much as I do? Anyway…John briefly comments on the Chuck Hagel confirmation hearings. And if Chuck Hagel isn’t cheesy enough…John shares his latest Kraft Easy Cheese adventures and observations with us! John also analyzes the Super Bowl. Does he focus on the Harbaugh brothers? Nope! The “read option” oriented Pistol Offense and how to defend it? Nope! John takes a look at Beyonce…who will entertain us at halftime! Wait a minute! Who shot Sol? Well…that little assassination attempt was not quite as suspenseful as the “Who Shot J.R” storyline from the 1980’s smash tv show Dallas…because…spoiler alert…John did it! Guiseppe Molinelli recites his poem that he wrote for Ray Lewis! Things are not going well for the Wiz’s characters. Looks like they’ll be watching the Super Bowl from the Land of Castoff Characters.

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The NFL may take a week off (we don’t count the stupid Pro Bowl)…but not THIS podcast. What a bunch of wimps! Show 79 is posted…and ready to be flagged for a ‘personal foul’ on your eardrums! John says goodbye to the Black-eyed Children. Bye kids! John reflects on that beautiful ceremony…the renewing of the wedding vows…wait…the renewing of the president! John moves on to the topic of squirrels. Then…John makes the point that electronics did not cast old people in a flattering light. Jonathan is flying a 7-2-7! That’s right! A jet. That little “airplane pilot” song is somethin’! Do they make a song for running into a mountain with an airplane? Well…they DO make a song that will cure your insomnia. Sol…meet the Mr. Piggles statue. Mr. Piggles’ statue…meet Sol. Mr. Piggles’ statue…meet…your maker! Jonathan…meet the rest of the Inferno castoff characters!

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Show 78 is celebrating Martin Luther King Jr. day by offering this week’s show for “free…at last!” What? Like we would charge you something on any other day? This week…John shines a light on Manti Te’o and his imaginary girlfriend. And speaking of STRANGE! John gives us another reason not to open our front door! BLACK-EYED CHILDREN! And speaking of STRANGE! What’s up with that Jodi Foster speech at the Golden Globes? And by the way…John shares one of his “Jodi Foster/Golden Globe moments” with us! Thanks John! And speaking of STRANGE! There seems to be a problem with the Chug-a-lug-a Choo Choo train song. Jonathan’s train engineer dreams are ‘toast’…but Jonathan gets his wings! And speaking of STRANGE! John has erected a Mr. Piggles monkey statue in his front yard. And…that’s NOT the strange part! And speaking of STRANGE! Guiseppe Molinelli is still basking in the “afterglow” of the Christmas holiday. Ain’t holiday traditions somethin’? Plus…he’s giving a humanitarian message to fans of the Atlanta Falcons. Run fast Guiseppe! Detective McGurty seems to be getting a bigger role in the show. Knock knock…who’s there?

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Show 77 has already broken its New Year’s resolution and is back on the couch eating Jordan Almonds and watching Snooki and The Situation…but is still posted and ready to be listened to! John talks about the BCS National Championship college football game…and seamlessly transitions into a story about his latest dermatology checkup and a colonoscopy from 15 years ago. Only a TRUE professional broadcaster can do that! Then…John artfully moves from Notre Dame football errors to Catholic theological errors! For the rest of the show…John invites the main characters from Infernoville over to the house to catch up with all of their active plot lines. Chug-a-lugga Chug-a-lugga Choo Choo…just look at Show 77 go!

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Show 76 wraps up our Year In Review show that was unleashed on you last week. Re-live those joy-filled moments from 2012! Experience the high’s and the low’s of all your favorite Infernoville characters. John reflects back on those memorable moments that you may have forgot…so…get ready for a trip down Memory Lane! And…what’s with Cracker Town?

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If Show 75 wasn’t busy being posted in cyberspace…it would be acting very foolish in Times Square waiting for “the ball” to drop at midnight on New Year’s eve! John celebrates 2012 by looking back at the last year in Infernoville. It’s our Year In Review show…which is actually sooooooo big that we need two weeks to get through it! This show is for all of you Inferno listeners who started listening to us at some point this year and would like to get caught up. The show is also for people who were listening all year long and want to re-live the wonderful experience of the Inferno again! Those folks we worry about from time to time. Anyway, enjoy this review of the year 2012 in Infernoville! Happy New Year!  

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