As we all prepare to go over the fiscal cliff…show 74 takes a dive off of podcast peak! John is in the Christmas spirit! If he had sent out Christmas cards this year…he tells us what they would have looked like. Hey Kim Jong Un…don’t take it personal! John has been sneaking a peek at the Hallmark Channel again. John then takes a look at the guy who dressed up as an ATF officer to pick up women. Next…John looks at phrases that were designed to be temporary…not permanent! How’s that workin’ for me? I like those phrases…NOT! Duh! John also looks at the phrases that are permanent! Also…we can all agree that the Mayans are OUT in 2013! Mayans suck! But…John shares a REAL prediction that DOES come true! And there is a part of the prediction that is yet to come true! Fortiga brings by her boyfriend Wesley Swanch and it seems he has fixed his invention!?! John blows a call into the Mayan civilization! Fortunately he still has the phone line into hell. Newsflash! The Inferno is very “pro” Aztec! The world didn’t blow up…but more important than that…we completed a plotline! Kippy drops by and shares the true meaning of Christmas with us. NOT! Then…we’re off to the Land Of Castoff Characters…and so is Gennifer! Goodbye 2012…hello 2013!

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Show 73 is breaking and entering into your house just like Santa Claus does. And like Santa…you never really know when the show is going to arrive. And like Santa…when the show does arrive, it gives gifts that are absolutely free. And like Santa…how do we make a living anyway?  John calls a truce with the Wiz! Why? Well…it’s not good news for the hired help. “Hired help” is code for…Raul! John starts the show off with a horrific admission…and John spends some time analyzing the true meaning of Christmas. Then…Christmas fun facts! Guiseppe Molinelli sends an message to Mrs. Tom Brady. Ahhh…goodwill to all! We get to listen in on the final conversation Blake Whipash has with Gennifer before she is executed. Also…Raul vs. the Statue of Wiz! Statue of Wiz wins. We are given a front seat for the execution of Gennifer and Sophie. Sophie’s choice…was not a good one! Gennifer lights up the Infernoville Christmas tree! Thanks Gennifer! Merry Christmas everybody!

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Show 72 is excited to have received the Heisman Trophy for best podcast using a foretelling giant, update fairy and an oversexed monkey! The Inferno is beaming with pride! How does a mall Santa make it through the day? John has an idea. Next…more on the Masons! Then…there is something very strange about Fenwick. No…I mean stranger than normal. All rise…it’s time for Gennifer’s trial. Hey…Mr. Blatty’s back! And speaking of back…let’s see if Gennifer gets the chair for shooting Amanda Davenport in the back. It is not looking good for Gennifer. Wait…things are looking up! Oooops…nevermind! And…John teases us. Next week…a sound effects laden execution? 30 whole dollars to portray an execution? I’ll be listening…for sure! Oh…wait! I listen every week…but if I didn’t…I would definitely tune in to hear 30 bucks in sound effects just so Gennifer can take a ride in Ol’ Sparky (the electric chair). John seems to be adding some ‘sizzle’ to the storyline!

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Show 71 sounds better than most potpourri’s smell…so turn up the volume and take a whiff of this week’s show! John takes a look at the President’s first press conference in a loooong time…but it was worth the wait…I think. Susan Rice has something she needs to work on before she potentially becomes the next Secretary of State. John was at a restaurant and had a casual conversation with someone about Planet X. Then, John moves on to the topic of…the Masons. Could the Mr. Piggles statue be breaking ground? It is! Hurray! Hey…things seem to be going pretty well for those who dress the Statue of Wiz! John is really hitting the Wiz below the belt. Things must be getting pretty serious when you publically humiliate a guy’s favorite football team. Blake Whipash calls Gennifer in jail. Doug Tuckerville calls Gennifer in jail. John checks in on Jonathan…and he gets a little treat. Oooops! We go back to the Land of Castoff Characters. Mr. Ticklepooty finally “pulls off” his big trick. Oooops! Almost. Brock swings by and contributes to the Mr. Piggles statue. He sure is fond of that statue.

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Zip up your pants, put down the turkey leg and listen to Show 70! Something is bugging John. Also…we have an update on the Mr. Piggles statue. John talks to his EX character Fenwick and tries to convert him back from the Wiz. That didn’t go so well. Chalk up another one for the Wiz! Gennifer is still in the clink awaiting her impending potential execution…I mean trial. BTW-I’m not going to be eating at Luby’s anytime soon (even if there were one in the state I’m living in). Wesley Swanch’s invention works!?!? We get an update on Jonathan. Then…we’re off to the Land of Castoff Characters…which takes us to the Land of Castoff Show Ideas. Enjoy Crackertown! Giuseppe Molinelli stops by and tells us about his traditional Italian Thanksgiving celebration. Ooooo…the Wiz gets a threat. Is he Mr. Toughguy now? We’ll see!

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Show 69 is posted…and wants to “take over the world one eardrum at a time!” This week we welcome Trey into Infernoville. Hi Trey…remember Infernovile’s city slogan…”You can check out anytime you like but you can never leave.” Hey…I think I’ve heard that somewhere before. Anyway…John takes a look at the actors who were “fortunate” enough to play the Antichrist in the Omen movies. We take a visit to “The Land Of Castoff Characters.” Brock swings by and weighs in on the statue of the Wiz in front of John’s house. John checks in on Jonathan. He seems to be making some progress. Fortiga brings by her boyfriend Wesley Swanch. Wesley needs a little help. Kippy is dressing the naked Wiz statue every day. What! That sounds crazy to you. Well…it’s sounds completely sane to…to…to someone…somewhere! Blake needs a little help. Gennifer is headed to the “Grey Bar Motel.” Giuseppe Molinelli uses the power of this podcast to send a “get well soon” message to Jay Cutler (Chicago Bears quarterback). A very “humanitarian” gesture Giuseppe! Fenwick has had a conversion…of sorts. John responds in a very reasoned and rational manner. Well…I can’t see this ending well.

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Show 68 is podcasting’s version of the Ferrari in a world of Yugos. That’s our new show slogan…so let’s start it up and see how it drives! John does a post mortem look at the election. Then, we let you hear a little bit of Amanda’s funeral ceremony. I am wiping away a tear. Doug Tuckerville stops by. Nice watch…kinda! Kippy does a little unsolicited home improvement and adds to the “curb appeal” of John’s front yard. It seems Kippy has invested in some new hard-scape! And it’s educational too! Well…maybe not. Blake calls Gennifer and suggests a plan to stop the Wiz from killing her. Does it work? John gives us an update on Jonathan. I think he is about as smart as Gennifer now! That’s not good for Jonathan. Giuseppe Molinelli provides a public service. Thanks Giuseppe! Amanda is exhumed. The Wiz prevails…again!

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Show 67 is on your entertainment ballot…and the Inferno hopes we will get your vote (and we are not beyond stooping to the level of buying your vote if we have to). I predict we will be hearing the sound of an alien in this episode. Ok…that didn’t take long. John takes the first seven minutes to talk about what is important to him. And believe me…it’s important! John asks Blake Whipash to find the potential killer of Gennifer. Could it be Sol? Nope! Is it Dan from Breuggar’s Bagels? Negative. Gleason Woodbridge? No. Sayed? How do you say “no” in Arabic? Bobby O’Shea? Nada. What about the little hick? And a final Appalachian “NO!” We go to the alien spacecraft that abducted Amanda Davenport. There goes that storyline. But…I think we have found our potential killer. Nevermind.

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Show 666…ooops…I mean Show 66 is ready for you to pass out to the kids on Halloween! Here is our disclaimer: The Inferno takes no responsibility for any “tricks” that may be perpetrated on any Inferno listener due to the aforementioned listener trying to pawn a podcast off to an unsuspecting youth in lieu of candy. Now that that is clear…John starts this show off with a spider battle. Spider=1 John=0. John reflects on a little issue like…the existence of God. Doug Tuckerville swings by to share a couple of disturbing things with us. Kippy stops by and sends Lawrence on an errand. John finds out that there is some unorthodox communication going on between Kippy and the Wiz. Kippy is putting the “orthodox” in unorthodox. John tries to set the Wiz straight. The Wiz seems to have found a loophole. John seems to be creating HIS loophole. John’s loophole was a little stingy. Brock has some bad news. Mr. Piggles is on the loose…again! Wait…Mr. Piggles is dead! Sol puts to use some skills he learned on a faraway battlefield! Thanks Sol! Could it be? A new character? Well…who would have known that the recently deceased Jennifer has an identical twin sister…Gennifer! The Wiz has been DOUBLE CROSSED! Amanda is searching for a monkey in the forest. Goodbye Amanda! John finally gets his money. Wait! No he doesn’t. The Wiz ends up cashing THAT check too!

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Show 65 is posted! Do you think either presidential candidate has approved its message? Probably not! Anyway, before the show even starts…we get some non-existent bad news. Bye-bye Kenny! But…an unexpected blessing! We get a little serenade tribute! John gets some fan mail! Write us again soon Ed! Ooooo! John talks sports. John addresses the fact that we hate certain teams…and we love it when our favorite teams beat those hated teams. I don’t think we will be seeing a character voice part on the Inferno for Phillip Rivers (San Diego Chargers Quarterback) anytime soon. Abdul and Sayed are still looking for John. John loses a neighbor (not Kenny).The blessings continue.  John gives THAT neighbor a serenade tribute as well! John calls Jonathan. Is he “nuts?” You bet! He would go to a radio station hip-hop show for free! Blake swings by and shoots some video “b-roll” for his reality show! Kenny meets Abdul and Sayed! Does anybody want to adopt some non-existent dogs that Kenny won’t be able to take care of anymore? Wait…Blake Whipash is going to resolve the situation. The Wiz calls Kippy and offers him some financial advice. Sounds like a shakedown to me. Blake and John go over to Kenny’s to attend to his belongings. Nothing like being a good neighbor!

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