Show 64 is posted and is “mugging” the camera more than Joe Biden…and is not a big fan of Big Bird either! Even before the show starts…John bares his soul and confesses to something that could be very damaging to his legacy. The show starts! Controversy continues. John shines the white hot light of the Inferno on…Broadway musicals. Oh…that’s not the controversy. The controversy seems to be miscasting the “lead” in the Music Man. John takes a look at the VP debates. Can we get Matthew Broderick to think about a four year stint as the VP? Well…maybe not. Anyway…John talks “EVIL.” John’s second eye is now cataract free! Yaaay! John again has an IV. Will Kippy get his “pay raise?” The Wiz is sure working hard to get Kippy some extra cash! Blake Whipash asks John to help him with his reality show. Brock stops by to look at his new commercial. Wow! Very butch! Kippy stops by…and… surprise…he lands ANOTHER seven figure deal! Shocking! Blake is filming his reality show. John asks for a little help with his “jihad” problem. Abdul and Sayed are “state side!” Giuseppe Molinelli stops by to talk some pigskin. No…not a dish he serves in his Italian restaurant…he’s talking football. As a matter of fact…he’s talking football trash. Abdul and Sayed call Blake Whipash for some help. I think I smell a trap being set. Sorry! That’s NOT what I smell. I am standing downwind of Guiseppe’s restaurant!   

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Show 63 is on fire! It is ablaze like a home perm. It burns like a friction fire! It will sear you like when you sat on that hot curling iron! OK…you get the point (especially if you sat on a hot curling iron)! John talks about TV gold salesmen. John tells us about his eye surgery. I think we all walk away from this show convinced that we want “the crystal lens.” John survived the 10 foot long IV that they jabbed into his arm. OK…it wasn’t 10 foot…but it must have been as invasive as a 10 foot needle! Hey…Jim Furyk got a ‘celebrity spokesperson” gig! Now…if he golfed like he drank a bunch of energy drinks…we might enjoy watching him play! Wait! John confesses to a DEEP Ryder Cup insight. He’s figured out a way to expose the “evil” people! Hurray! Detective McGurty has a jihad update for John. The Wiz holds John ransom. Things are heating up in Infernoville.

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Joe Biden was trying to buy some votes in Florida by promising free colonoscopies…and…if Romney was smart, he would just tell people that Show 62 is posted and free for all! Now THAT’s a winner! Show 62 entertains…plus…it does wonders for your bowels! John talks electoral politics…and the implications of an Obama victory. John also proves he’s not a racist. John responds to those who felt John gave “Mr. Lefty” the short end of the stick…so to speak. John goes to the “mighty horn of command” for a little help to fix a problem from last week. Blake Whipash films the pilot episode of his reality show. Doug Tuckerville stops by. He gives us a little update on Splash and Dance at Brock’s sporting goods store. Hopefully you aren’t a golfer in Infernoville. It might be hard to replace that sand wedge after Brock makes some “changes” to his store. Speaking of changes…Kippy has some ideas for the podcast. John takes a look at the official measurement scale that rates the looks of woman. BTW-Is there an official measurement scale that rates podcasts? Anyway…John calls the National “10” Hotline to get an update on Liv Tyler. Giuseppe Molinelli stops by with some regrets. Dr. Cheryl tries to help Jonathan. Very spooky!

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Show 61 is posted…and was charged a penalty for “illegal procedure” by a stupid podcast replacement referee! He obviously doesn’t know the rules very well because he should have “flagged” us for a “personal foul!” You can’t kick your listeners “there.” John calls the Wiz and asks him for a favor. It looks like Abdul and Sayed will be making an appearance…but I think the Wiz may be doing this bit under protest. John talks toilet paper and product names. Next…the Middle East…and a very revealing fact about their bathroom habits! Hey…that’s a pretty smooth transition. Anyway…John formulates a statement about Mohammed. Not Ali. You know…the guy who started the Muslim religion. The big question: Did John write his letter with his right or left hand? Queue Abdul and Sayed. Brock has a couple of new promotions at his sporting goods store. Kippy cuts a new TV commercial for Oil of Olay. Kippy hit a home run. Doug Tuckerville gives it a try. Can you say…strike out! Blake Whipash  shoots the opening of his new reality show…and I mean he REALLY shoots it! Giuseppe Molinelli stops by to talk trash to a Minnesota Vikings fan via the phone. Those 49ers better win. Oooops! Where is that stupid podcast replacement referee when you need him!

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Show 60 is posted…and shines in cyberspace like a piece of bacon. Wait! Correction! I misread my notes. It shines like a peaceful beacon! John calls the Wiz to try and comfort him for almost destroying the Inferno. Shazam! It’s the ghost of Steve Jobs! He’s coming back from the grave for the sake of TRUTH! He seems to have a little attitude though! The Wiz finds out the TRUTH! He’s not happy…and he wants to even the scales of justice! That Wiz is tough…but fair! Next…it’s off to the Lake House. Pimp Pimp Hurray appears to be one of the “fairest” pimps in entertainment history. It seems like John’s characters are a little skittish this week. And generous too! Drum roll please! We have our one thousandth subscriber who wins $100,000! It’s…(you didn’t think I would ruin the surprise…did ya?). Fenwick dodges a bullet…literally!!! Blake files a report…and he’s got it bad for Jennifer. And Jennifer GETS it bad! Correction! Blake HAD it bad for Jennifer! We get a real treat as we go behind the scenes during a Gold Club Platinum Level member secret meeting. They resolve a pressing matter by procuring the help of outside assistance. Bad Dusty! Bad…bad Dusty! Can the renaissance faire band play us out? I guess not!

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Show 59 is posted…and we are pleased to announce that the Wiz has not tried to destroy the podcast this week…so you will actually be able to hear it! Wiz…thanks for not screwing up again! John takes a look at the Democrats saying “no” to God being included in their party platform. Next…we go crackers. No…not insane…you know…the edible crackers you put cheese on. Sociables have an attitude! Uppity, snooty, prim and proper! Triscuit’s are a little more “down to earth.” Someone cut me some cheese for my cracker. Kippy drops by to get a helping hand from Lawrence. Brock stops by and delivers “the new” Mr. Piggles! Giuseppe stops by. Mr. Piggles goes back for more training. Mr. Piggles IS a nasty little monkey! Kippy blows a fuse. He must really like Dove bars…or he’s gone full blown diva! Blake has it bad…for Jennifer…and he gives her a call. Doug Tuckerville is looking for his allowance…I mean Kippy. John has some very revealing information about the Inferno’s little “technical difficulty.” John calls the poor, repentant Wiz. At least John isn’t rubbing the Wiz’s mistake in his face. John is a highly spiritual man indeed!

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Show 58 is posted…but not many people will know it! Why? John tells us about the Inferno podcast being shut-down. I don’t think that the Wiz will be as hasty with his “helpful” advice in the future! Bad Wiz! Bad…bad Wiz! And speaking of someone who should have shut his mouth…is there something Michael Phelps might have said that gives us insight into why he isn’t being embraced by the public and the marketing community? And speaking of arrogant…John then turns the spotlight on our “bud”…Tiger Woods. And speaking of sports…Joe Buck…wipe that silly grin off your face while Troy Aikman is talking! And speaking of silly…John points out that the BP oil company is claiming that they have invested more money in America than any other company. Thanks…BP for spending money to fix your screw up! And just as quick as the BP oil spill screwed up our southern coast…the topic turns from politics (very briefly)…to Catholics…to Cardinal Dolan…to drinking beer. Wait…now we’re moving on to the Prophecy of the Popes. Could the Antichrist be a beer drinker?

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Technology has produced many valuable contributions that have advanced our society. This week we add another to the list. Show 57! John talks polygraph testing. No…really…trust me…he does. John moves on to hurricanes and Tampa…and then…tipping. That tipping can be very jarring. Detective McCurdy stops by. Pleasant guy! Reoccurring character? I’m just asking. The good detective is inquiring about the Giuseppe Molinelli food poisoning case. Blake Whipash drops by. He’s got a reality show and he’s recruiting interesting characters. Jonathan gets a call. John tries to straighten him out. That didn’t end well. Is Kippy going “Hollywood?” We go out to the Lake House. Amanda meets…(suspense stager)…Pimp Pimp Hurray! Blake has found a new hobby. Her name is Jennifer. John calls Giuseppe with some good news. Giuseppe seems disinterested in the mass murder charges against him in light of pre-season football.

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Throughout time…man has always looked for the person who would be a spokesman for their generation. Shakespeare, Sinatra, Elvis, The Beatles …and in Show 56…this generation chooses…Kippy? Hey, Great news! Kippy has been rescued from the Texas Aborigines! Bad Mr. Piggles! John takes a look at the RAM 1500 Express truck commercial. Hey…Sam…nice job on the VO! You’ve done that before…huh? Kippy takes a shot at the ol’ VO game! At first it doesn’t sound like it’s going to go too good…but…when the cameras start rolling…he is FANTASTIC! John gives the ol’ VO biz a try. John…don’t quit your day job! Headline: Doug Tuckerville is involved in a horrible “pull my finger” accident…and he is…dead! Quit cheering! Wait…Doug rises…thanks to…Oil of Olay! Doug is a new man! Thanks Oil of Olay! John calls Jonathan to see how his very own, self-determined plot line is coming along. Then things get strange…I mean…stranger. John calls Giuseppe to get more info about the mass deaths in his restaurant…but…the good news is…the 49ers won! Amanda gets the short end of the stick as a listener/actor. Thanks Johnny Smash. Well…so much for the Doug Tuckerville conversion.

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Show 55 is a rollicking rollercoaster ride of fun…if we do say so ourselves! Blake Wipash is tracking down the evil monkey Mr. Piggles. Texas Aborigines? Blake Whipash is a Jackal killer. And that Jackal is as tough as a Honey Badger! Blake…don’t eat the bean curd! Oops…too late! Those Aborigines can sing. They sound like the 80’s band…Art of Noise! Sweet! Blake Whipash vs. Mr. Piggles…very much like the Super Bowl only stranger and worse smelling. John calls to make amends with Ray Gaster. Ray has fallen on hard times…right John? Bottom line: Thanks to John…President Obama has at least ONE vote! Mr. Piggles=DOA! Kippy finds a dead monkey on John’s porch and saves it with some Oil of Olay. That wasn’t one of Kippy’s better ideas! John goes out to the Lake House to give J William Prescott a proper burial. Ok…so much for the “proper” part! Brock stops by. Bad news: All of his employees are dead. How? I’m not going to spoil it! But…Brock is going to hunt down Mr. Piggles and save Kippy! Dr. Cheryl stops by for her punishment for going off the script. Giuseppe calls in and talks about “the incident.” Good news: He’s still going to catch the 49er game. Blake is not impressed with John’s suggestion for new Blake Whipash theme music. We find out why all of those people died. Bad, bad Emily! We have a very strange technical difficulty to end the show! Get it?..”end.” Well…you will once you listen to the show!

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