Show 44 has absolutely nothing to do with Memorial Day…but it is definitely memorable. Could it be? Another Inferno listener steps into the white hot spotlight of podcasting fame by volunteering to be cast into THIS show? Yep. And her name is Cheryl. Cheryl will be playing Jonathan’s mother…and is Jonathan’s mother. Typecasting?  Welcome aboard Cheryl. Hey Jonathan…do you have any 3^rd cousins in case we need to “cast” a crowd scene? Kippy stops by with his “dad.” They have a father/son moment. Jonathan has to decide whether he will give his Gold Club Platinum Level membership to J William Prescott. He does it! I almost feel sorry for Jonathan…ALMOST! J William Prescott gets a wonderful load of news. We get a behind the scenes look into the world of the Gold Club Platinum Level members as John lets us hear the audio from Jonathan’s Ritual Of Relinquishment.  It’s kinda like VH1’s “Behind The Music” only it’s creepier and more pathetic. I almost feel sorry for Jonathan…ALMOST! May I be the first to say…Jonathan who? J William Prescott…congratulations! You are now…somebody! Blake gives us a status report on Dan from Breuggar’s Bagels. Kippy wants to give his “dad” a surprise. Emily won’t help. The Inferno needs a clinical psychologist. Will YOU help?

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Show 43…invading cyberspace like a crazed honey badger! Another Inferno listener seeks “fame” and “fortune” by participating in our podcast. Brent…good luck on the “fame”…and the “fortune” is an even bigger long shot! Something’s bugging John. It’s war! Victory…wait…false alarm. John resorts to chemical warfare. Car vs. bug = final victory! Something smells fishy…oh…it’s just Kippy. I now am ridding my house of all Fabreze products. J William Prescott  is honeymoonin’. J William and John talk business. Payment is a problem. Jonathan is on the horns of a dilemma. Heinz isn’t taking this very well. Doug Tuckerville (Brent) makes his debut. Wow. He’s as likeable as Ed Asner…without all of the charm. Blake makes an appearance. Blake is still looking for Duncan. Knuckles fly. More stuff happens.

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Show 42…now available for you…and the perfect gift for mom! Inferno listeners want to be famous…and in lieu of fame they have chosen to be a part of this show. Congratulations A J. John then has an opinion that he thinks nobody will agree with! Buckle up…it may be a bumpy ride. J William Prescott makes his debut. Will John put an end to the feud with Dan? John finds out some dirt on Dan. Amanda Davenport stops by. Wait…a podcast marriage? Hey…get ready to throw the podcast rice! Blake Whipash blows in a call. The Text To Speech characters are having a meeting. It seems there are some disgruntled imaginary bit players who want more mic time. Let me give you some advice. Don’t unionize! Hey A J…nice new mic! Emily = scary!

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Show 41’s audio has been thrown against the wall…and we invite you to listen to what stuck! We have another sponsor? I think I’m going to start using UPS! John has a Lays potato chip “moment” in the convenience store (Lays is NOT a sponsor). Don’t tell John that this show is Mesquite and Teriyaki flavored! What was the biggest human achievement of our lifetime? OK…I’ll give you a little help. The answer is not TV sensation…”Jersey Shore!” Jonathan is in the Gray Bar Hotel for selling drugs. That’s bad news for Heinz. John tells a dog story…and there is a reunion. I love happy endings. Uh oh…Dan from Breuggar’s  Bagels calls in…oooops…I mean Blake Whipash calls in. I think that something may be up. Jonathan calls in from the hoosgow, the pokey, the slammer, the clink…ok I’ll stop now. I think he is really turning his life around. John goes to The Bottom Of The Barrel. Can you say “wrong place, wrong time?” Dan strikes AGAIN! John makes podcast history by figuring out how to work the words ’solicitation’ and ‘excommunication’ into a bit. Bravo! Finally…can someone check Fenwick’s ID!

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Show 40…or as we call it…THE BEACON OF TRUTH…is now “beaconing” like crazy for all to hear! Are you a fan of necrophilia? John makes you all wish you were on the next plane to Egypt (I never thought I would be involved in anything that would cause me to write THAT sentence. Not the ‘necrophilia’ sentence…the ‘wishing you were on a plane to Egypt’ sentence). Then John looks at a child and the national pastime. Blake Whipash blows a call in…and needs some help from…Kippy! Things are looking up…’cause there’s a new segment! You’re gonna love “How Could Ya Screw That Up?” Hey…get the kids and we’ll all play! We get to listen to Blake’s report concerning his search for Duncan and the Fat Man. Then we get to hear about Blake’s latest job. Kippy gives Ansel Adams a run for his money. Please…tell me he’s not gonna do it…well he does it. Why can’t the show be two minutes shorter? Show tunes?

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Show 39 is no longer a “secret”…so do yourself a “service” and give us a listen. If you like it…feel free to “clap”…I mean applaud. John takes on the Secret Service prostitution scandal. John interviews our newest Gold Club Platinum Level member. Jonathan really wants to keep his membership AFTER it expires. Rich Little…I mean Dan from Breuggar’s  Bagels strikes again! Fortiga comes to collect her cash. Blake Wipash catches up with Duncan…and The Fat Man! Ooops! Duncan and The Fat Man have escaped…again! Mrs.Tuckerville blows in a call. Uh oh…Kippy is banned…for 3 days. Dan is winning! John turns on the news. Dan continues to win…and his bagels are still great! Lights…camera…action! John makes his television debut. John…your right side is your most photogenic. By the way…don’t admit anything.

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Show 38 is available for those who listen for free…AND for those of you who pay the $10,000 a year Gold Club Platinum level fee. Is that fair? We think so! And we humbly think we are extremely benevolent and kind. You love us for that…right? Jonathan is activated so that he can enjoy HIS Gold Club Platinum level membership. Welcome. John has a new goal. But right now he’s got problems. Well just one problem. His problem is named Dan from Breugger’s Bagels. Is Dan related to Rich Little Or is John just getting’ “old?” John must not be THAT “old” because he knows who Axel Rose is. You’ll see. John reminisces on a “HEART warming” moment from some charity work he did on the golf course awhile back. I predict…Fortiga will no longer be a big fan of oysters in the future. Wipash is on Duncan’s trail. John’s plan to get Dan back doesn’t go as planned. At the end of the show…did John’s conscience sound a little strange to you? Nope…me either!

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Show 37 is like a shiny metaphorical Easter egg in your metaphorical Easter basket! Hey…Breugger’s Bagels strikes back! Dan…you are crafty…and it’s on…like Donkey Kong! John unleashes THE KRAKEN (that’s Mrs. Tuckerville’s nickname)! John…revenge? And on Easter? John then turns his sights on the Guitar Center’s “Easter sale.” John makes a case for getting rid of the Easter Bunny. I don’t even think the argument that it will cause a rise in the unemployment rate will convince him to change his position. Could it be…Abdul and Sayed return? Not if the Wiz has anything to do with it. He is a tough nut (heavy emphasis on NUT) to crack! John turns to the BIG GUN (that’s Blake Whipash’s nickname for himself)! The Wiz “caves” like…well…you fill in the blank! John digs up Kippy! Fenwick makes an appearance! WOW…he is observant! WHAT…a new Gold Club Platinum Level member? Jonathan…we know you’ll cherish the gift! Ingrate! And…most importantly…He is risen…INDEED!

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Show 36 is going, going, gone…it’s a home run! Well…it’s at least a foul ball! Blatty finally gets credit…thanks to Johnny Cash…I mean John’s conscience. Are you a Gold Club Platinum Member? If so…you get a good tip. The people who listen for free…you still get nuthin’ extra! For all of you Inferno fans who are Ladies Professional Golf fans…John throws you a bone. After John talks ladies golf with those two people…John talks about an ugly girl in a movie called…The Library. Next, we hear about Breugger’s Bagels. You won’t believe what you learn about Breugger’s Bagels. Then, who stops by…but…Blake Whipash…copyright 2012. Duncan gets BUSTED…well…almost! Nothing like having some petroleum jelly handy! You can run Duncan…but you can’t hide. Well…we may have to rethink that one.  

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Show 35 has hit the internet…and all we can say is…whoooopeeee! Have you seen the new TV show “Touch?” Obviously John has. Then, John spends some time on the topic of ‘gas’…the kind you put in the tank of your car. As you are breathing a sigh of relief that john is not talking about human ‘gas’…the topic moves to Mitt Romney. How does the “Mittster” feel about the poor? We find out. Thanks John. And John has some concerns about Mitt…and the problem lies just below the surface. John also takes a look at other aspects of the whole Mormon “thing.” Would you like to be Mark Sanchez (QB of the New York Jets)? Neither would John! But then again…Tim Tebow doesn’t want John’s job! John calls Denver to see if things are ok with Tim gone. Enjoy the helium show tune finale!

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